搭訕王

著名的蕭sir搞英文搭訕王大賽，蠻有創意的，起碼在母語教學己經徹底失敗的今日，有這種活動，學生們落pub對住鬼妹玲瓏浮凸唔駛口啞啞。

熟讀opening落pub，等如熟讀書本然後入試場，試題是甚麼你是無法得知的，但你會自信，處變不驚，反正溝女的事，跟考試局的無聊試題一樣，萬變不離其宗嘛。

除了說話內容，形體語言也很重要，事實上說話內容只佔impression的百分之十。其餘九成包括表情，動作，打扮，眼神，語氣等等。小朋友千祈咪以為拿住一句金句就可以溝死女，唔係黎明，就咪鬼做金句王。

又，其實塔訕，應該先向女孩身邊的友人埋手，要先解決目標前的障礙物。酒吧中的美女很少單獨一人的。任你開場白再精警，女人前面有八十萬禁衞軍，你好漢都敵不過人多。

我都係覺得呢段最正：

"Say this when you see a group with a girl you like. "Hey, it looks like the party's over here.' Then turn to the girl you want and add, 'If I wasn't gay, you'd be so mine."

"How is that going to help?"

"Once she's attracted to you, it won't matter whether you said you were gay or not."

"But isn't that lying?"

"it's not lying. It's flirting."

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又話時話，有幾多個男人會無端端話自己係gay佬﹖